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Post  peewee Tue Mar 06 2012, 09:30

No Trouble At All






Does anyone want a child
She isn't very large
Free to a good home
Absolutely no charge

Normally she is lovely
No trouble at all
But what with Christmas coming
She is driving me up the wall

She comes as a package
With all her cloths and toys
And just give her a bag of sweets
If she starts to make a noise

She is house trained and clean
And doesn't cost a lot
Washes herself brushes her teeth
And doesn't need a pot

So if anybody wants her
Just call the number below
Hang on I've changed my mind
Don't really want her to go






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Post  Lucie Fri Mar 09 2012, 11:36

ha ha .. we've had those momentary thoughts clapping
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Post  BC Williams Fri Mar 09 2012, 16:53

She comes as a package . . . LOL, hilarious Peter!

Cute one friend:-)
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