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9/9 Funny Picture Prompt
FuNNy PICtuRe PrOMPt
Can you see it . . . two dressed up gentlemen
out for a kick-em-UP time! Where are they going?
What are they thinking? Share with us your best
humor in this hilarious remake of a very special event . . .
our wedding day!
Have fun. Get silly. 'Shorty' stories will work too:-)
.......................................................... BC Williamsout for a kick-em-UP time! Where are they going?
What are they thinking? Share with us your best
humor in this hilarious remake of a very special event . . .
our wedding day!
Have fun. Get silly. 'Shorty' stories will work too:-)
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Re: 9/9 Funny Picture Prompt
Only thing is this time
Two little guys off to a wedding
Now that in itself is just fine
Only thing is this time
The wedding is going to be mine
Got the shirt and trousers
Tie shoes and socks
Only thing is this time
I’m going to need a box
See my wife to be is taller
That in itself I don’t mind
Only thing is this time
Her lips I’ll never find
My side is OK
The best man is just like me
Only thing is this time
Without the box I’ll be kissing her knee
Reception is all set
Cupcakes on the table
Only thing is this time
I’m even shorter than Betty Grable
Still I wont let it stop me
Looking forward to the benediction
Only thing is this time
I wish there was a height restriction
© 2011 Pee Wee
(ps) Betty Grable was 5’ 4” tall
Two little guys off to a wedding
Now that in itself is just fine
Only thing is this time
The wedding is going to be mine
Got the shirt and trousers
Tie shoes and socks
Only thing is this time
I’m going to need a box
See my wife to be is taller
That in itself I don’t mind
Only thing is this time
Her lips I’ll never find
My side is OK
The best man is just like me
Only thing is this time
Without the box I’ll be kissing her knee
Reception is all set
Cupcakes on the table
Only thing is this time
I’m even shorter than Betty Grable
Still I wont let it stop me
Looking forward to the benediction
Only thing is this time
I wish there was a height restriction
© 2011 Pee Wee
(ps) Betty Grable was 5’ 4” tall
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Re: 9/9 Funny Picture Prompt
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE! And BTW, I'm about 5'8", lol. I like the cadence of this poem, Pete . . . unique and very fittin'! Thanks bub . . . can always count on you:-)
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Re: 9/9 Funny Picture Prompt
I remembered the Cupcakes too lol ;0)
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Yup and they were GOOD. You have a great memory:-)
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Re: 9/9 Funny Picture Prompt
Awesome picture Bev lol
Shorty stories huh, well I fit right in that ! lol
Peter........ha ha love the poem, I better think up one too I guess....I just wonder if these 2 guys and I are related, as you know I'm just 5'0" talking about kissing knees ! lol
Shorty stories huh, well I fit right in that ! lol
Peter........ha ha love the poem, I better think up one too I guess....I just wonder if these 2 guys and I are related, as you know I'm just 5'0" talking about kissing knees ! lol
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Re: 9/9 Funny Picture Prompt
Best you get cracking before I chuck a short one in lol
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Re: 9/9 Funny Picture Prompt
It's more fun
You see them with their children
Just itching to join in
Some with a beer gut
The rest painfully thin
But they all have the same in common
All wishing to stand in a hole
As they cant go on the rides
Cause they don't fit under the pole
Fat thin who really cares
Doesn't matter what sort
Be you only Five or barely alive
It's more fun if you are short
© 2011 Pee Wee
You see them with their children
Just itching to join in
Some with a beer gut
The rest painfully thin
But they all have the same in common
All wishing to stand in a hole
As they cant go on the rides
Cause they don't fit under the pole
Fat thin who really cares
Doesn't matter what sort
Be you only Five or barely alive
It's more fun if you are short
© 2011 Pee Wee
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I'm trying.............I'm trying......lol
I'll have to think of a few throughout the day, I have time........I hope !
I know, I should be able to come up with good ones being so short...hummm = /
I'll have to think of a few throughout the day, I have time........I hope !
I know, I should be able to come up with good ones being so short...hummm = /
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Re: 9/9 Funny Picture Prompt
Two height-challenged guys skipping across a bridge - dressed to the 9's - beautifully scenic backdrop - one's older - one's younger - one is getting married (or IS he? The picture doesn't tell you the event! Make one up. - is the younger man his accomplice, best man, son, a dude just happening to be on the bridge at the same time? - did they just eat and have the 'runs'? - where's the fishin' poles? - are there MORE of them waiting just across the bridge? - what are the thoughts going through their heads? . . .
Forget you know these guys. Make up a story/poem based on WHAT YOU SEE! Dori, you have a vivid imagination, work it:-) My poem will probably be about a marriage thing, but that would be MY perspective cuz I was the bride:-) YOU . . . write about what you see; two funny looking guys crossing a bridge out in a park, they're happy and very animated. Have fun, polk fun!
Forget you know these guys. Make up a story/poem based on WHAT YOU SEE! Dori, you have a vivid imagination, work it:-) My poem will probably be about a marriage thing, but that would be MY perspective cuz I was the bride:-) YOU . . . write about what you see; two funny looking guys crossing a bridge out in a park, they're happy and very animated. Have fun, polk fun!
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Cute Peter!
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Nice Bev xxx
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