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The House of The Little Old Lady

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Post  Fred West Sun Jun 05 2011, 08:41


The squishy squishy, ghosties they came on down the road,
They were so squishy they wanted to explode!!
So they got a likely target a lady so very old,
And squished their gunk all over her just like a very bad cold.
Now little elderly ladies, do not like to be squished at all,
And she chased the squishy ghosties into a trap she knew,
She trapped them in her bucket and flushed them down the loo.
Some fellow ghosts got to hear the tale,
Went to the loo to get undo the pale,
But they reckoned not with the lady,
Who flushed them as well as hard as she could and no more ghosts were found in the house
Where the little lady lived
©Fred West 2011
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Post  Jinetty Mon Jun 06 2011, 00:02

Ah Fred..I'm loving the poem of squishy ghosties....I could picture every moment of it!..Good read.
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