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Post  Lucie Mon May 30 2011, 07:02

I was sitting on the toilet
shufflin' thoughts 'ere in me head,
when I suddenly stopped in motion
cos' of a spider on me leg!

So I froze f'just a second
-Cos ya do when you're in shock!
( well, it must o'been TWO seconds,)
For he'd sprinted down me sock.

I couldn't jump and run for it,
I daren't for just incase..
I squashed 'im in between me toes
and THAT I could't face.

The idea of pickin' out his legs
puts me teeth on edge just thinking
Perhaps he'll take a long deep breath
and pass-out from 'em sticking

But NO! He crawled back up me leg
and all the time I'm crackin'
BLOODY HELL he's in me drawers..
and now I'm REALLY CRAPPIN'!!
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