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Sloppy Christmas
peewee Mon Dec 20 2010, 08:18
Sloppy Christmas
I dread Christmas
And going round my grans
As I spend most the day
Covering my mouth with my hands
God I hate mistletoe
Brings out the worst in some
All the dribble and the slobber
Fouls teeth and gums
She insists on kissing everyone
Spreading all the joy
Passing on all her germs
To every girl and boy
Waiting till the end
I thought I’d give a try
Thinking that the slobber
Would begin to dry
But its like a dripping tap
Does nothing else but run
So being first or last
Either way its not much fun
So Christmas round grans house
Is as good as it will get
It only happens once a year
So I don’t mind getting wet
© 2010 Pee Wee
I dread Christmas
And going round my grans
As I spend most the day
Covering my mouth with my hands
God I hate mistletoe
Brings out the worst in some
All the dribble and the slobber
Fouls teeth and gums
She insists on kissing everyone
Spreading all the joy
Passing on all her germs
To every girl and boy
Waiting till the end
I thought I’d give a try
Thinking that the slobber
Would begin to dry
But its like a dripping tap
Does nothing else but run
So being first or last
Either way its not much fun
So Christmas round grans house
Is as good as it will get
It only happens once a year
So I don’t mind getting wet
© 2010 Pee Wee
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Re: Sloppy Christmas
peewee Tue Dec 21 2010, 03:08
I was sat here with Mum and it popped into my head :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Sloppy Christmas
Sue McDonald Tue Dec 21 2010, 03:18
not even going there !!!!! lol How are you and hows mum ....Hi mum 
....for mum ...xx
....for mum ...xx
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Re: Sloppy Christmas
peewee Tue Dec 21 2010, 04:10
Mum sends sloppy kisses back ;) ;)
She said hi and Happy Christmas to you all I wish you all the same I have a question for you but will PM you in FB later
I here Perth rae having a lot of rain at the mo
She said hi and Happy Christmas to you all I wish you all the same I have a question for you but will PM you in FB later
I here Perth rae having a lot of rain at the mo
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Sue McDonald Tue Dec 21 2010, 04:41
yes its really bad there, we have had some terrible weather in this state also, the farmers are suffering badly, just as their crops were ready to harvest......so unfair !!!!! Would you believe its Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!! 34* HERE ON CHRISTMAS DAY......I would like some snow please ........think of me in court tomorrow 11am !! 
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Guest Sat Dec 25 2010, 02:52
That was a classic Peter, wonderful. :))
I am sending you lots of positive energy Sue. xxx
I am sending you lots of positive energy Sue. xxx
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