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Grigglehumph's.
In a bathroom, down the hall
(a place not to speak of after all)
But, where the pipe slips through the wall
Is where the Grigglehumph's will crawl.
Just when the light begins to dim
They'll be awaiting with a grin
For Grigglehumph's, mischievous thing
Love nothing more than Mess and Din.
Who'd you suppose pulls all the tops
Off shampoo bottles and then lobs;
towels upon the floor from knobs?
Yes Grigglehumphs! ..are damp and smelly
With purple snouts and hairy belly
Turning taps to watch ju'like a telly
The waters flow and flood, oh nelly!
And god forbid there's a toilet roll
They'll stuff it well and FILL the bowl,
Then flush it quick- they're never droll
Squirting toothpast into every hole.
They crash and smash; they tear n'smear
Leave nothing unoverturned , I fear
This bathroom's just a playground here,
You'll never catch'em.. they DISAPPEAR!!
(a place not to speak of after all)
But, where the pipe slips through the wall
Is where the Grigglehumph's will crawl.
Just when the light begins to dim
They'll be awaiting with a grin
For Grigglehumph's, mischievous thing
Love nothing more than Mess and Din.
Who'd you suppose pulls all the tops
Off shampoo bottles and then lobs;
towels upon the floor from knobs?
Yes Grigglehumphs! ..are damp and smelly
With purple snouts and hairy belly
Turning taps to watch ju'like a telly
The waters flow and flood, oh nelly!
And god forbid there's a toilet roll
They'll stuff it well and FILL the bowl,
Then flush it quick- they're never droll
Squirting toothpast into every hole.
They crash and smash; they tear n'smear
Leave nothing unoverturned , I fear
This bathroom's just a playground here,
You'll never catch'em.. they DISAPPEAR!!
Lucie- Author
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Re: Grigglehumph's.
Wow!..LOVE..LOVE..LOVE IT!!!!!
....and all the time you blame my sweet little grandkids....AS IF they would ever create a mess in the bathroom? ...... They hate soap at the best of times! Hahahaha!
Well done for the entertainment!!!!
....and all the time you blame my sweet little grandkids....AS IF they would ever create a mess in the bathroom? ...... They hate soap at the best of times! Hahahaha!
Well done for the entertainment!!!!
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Re: Grigglehumph's.
Please write more of these....it's so entertaining..! xx
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Re: Grigglehumph's.
Thank you for your words of encouragement, I'll see what materialises..
Its seems everyone likes a story as when Sue wrote about 'William and his dad's motorbike' in a tag-a-long..
Maybe someone can start a-new..?
Its seems everyone likes a story as when Sue wrote about 'William and his dad's motorbike' in a tag-a-long..
Maybe someone can start a-new..?
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