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Post  Lucie Fri Feb 17 2012, 09:50

Andy Pandy, thin and bandy
Wished to win the heart of Sandie
Bought her boxes of sugar candy
And washed it down with larger shandy.
Until one day when feeling randy
He took a sneeky sip of brandy
To calm his nerves ( it came in handy)
But Sandie's dreams were much more Grande
Shame, Andy's moves were less than modus operandi!
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