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Post  Lucie Fri Jun 22 2012, 12:54

I got me brand new gnashers
On a plate to fit me gum
By crikey what a smile I had!!
I just caressed it with me tongue..

It took abit o'getting used to
I had a lisp f'bout a week
And if I wasn't hissing,
I would whistle when i speak.

But the best bit, wiv a lil'flick
I could let them molars hang,
It'd be great for party funtions
I could be Dracula wiv FANG(s)

Well, they rattle in me mouth abit
A lil' embarassing when they slip
So's i use me tongue to hold 'em
I can't stand that 'Polygrip'!!

Till' in a bar- with company,
I had a minor glitch
Cos' its hard to eat without them
So I opted for a sandwich..

It was a little awkward
As they slipped around at first
So I raised my glass to hide it
Was quite thankful for me thirst!

But i thought I'd be quite clever
And keep talking while I ate
I bit me tongue right flamin'hard
They damn near flew out on me plate!!

Yes I nicked me tongue a few times
Til' I bit the plate and locked me chin
Still had to swallow me mushed up sarny
Now I'm grinning from within!!!!
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Post  jinettyx Sat Jun 23 2012, 01:54

Oh you got this spot on....I'm literally crying with laughter!!!! Thanks babe! xx Like
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